all men should walk the earth as a perpetual erection
whats his name
everytime
i view
the news
pertaining
to foreign reports of the
continuing u.s. victories overtaking the
evil hostil acts of baghdad and
most hated arab leader
saddam hussein -
i gotta
knock myself in the head
(preferably with a RPG-7 grenade)
to put myself
back
into
proper
perspective -
is it me or
is another
name for
iraq's minister of
(MIS)information :
STUPID?
ps(is this idiot in the same country? LOL)
editors note #40903
...so...
i know this
is almost mid
april (2003) and
you sent
stuff for submission
the beginning of
february (2003)
well if the moment's
not passed -
welcome to the-hold.com
i really like yer shit!
hello!?!
you
can just make
up any 'ol excuse
you'd like to
for
the tardy reply it
will probably be
as good as
one i'd make up so
we'd be even
steven (or insert yer name)
so well alright this note is
about
as good as
it's gonna get at
this hour
of the night i
am in
early as
you can tell well maybe you
can't tell
since
you don't have my
clock
wound
in front of you in
that case (or any case)
i'll say
it's 12:49
daylights savings time
a.m. frikkin april
showers have turnt to
a mass of damn damp
bone(r) chilling snow
flurries
losing
that extra hour has
fucked me up
big time but
don't fret!
i will get over it by
the time it's time
to unwind the clock
back in
the fall and then
i'll be back to
whatever
it is i started out
doing...
so ok
i printed out pages of
info ta do with
the print journal
you've sent enough
fine writing to keep
it going til
the end
of the Iraqi war or
time
whichever
comes (or goes)
first but
just in case
send more
please
make sure you
steal a computer
in the near
future
this typing
peoples shit out is
a pain in my ass
haha
just kidding
not
j/k
not
well maybe
not...o don't
mind me
i get
this way this
hour of the
night bongtoking mornings most
get
used to me
not
j/k
not
well maybe
not...o didn't
you
write and say that
you were a
cab driver in
that case
when i'm in
town
(not that ever in my wildest roughest
dream of dreams i'd dream of
vacationing
in rhode island) but
when if you ever see a chic with
long spiraling burgundy dyed curls
wrapped in a name brand
straight jacket
sparrowleg out
stretched over
the curb
thumbin'
it like
a middle finger gesture
from
under a hiked -
up jersey devil skirt
that just means
i'm
lookin' for
a free ride
pick me up and
0 here's my #............
only call when
yer horny
YOU HEAR ME
now
let's get it
on
later man!
SINcerely
caiteee collins
next month - la times_chapter2
some of my l.a. excapades...
but here's a pic from the upcoming
- chappie -
in progress
